January 2012
hyminh:
RIP 2011
2011-2011
December 2011
I had a dream that there was a corgi on my street named Teddy that was anorexic and I talked to him and he hugged me and cried. okay.
girl: wow i seriously hate two faced people
nearby are conjoined twins, who silently weep together upon overhearing
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Watchgaryfuckingoak:
scrapes:
stormcloud:
sighsmatters:
unsexes:
erothug:
i shouldntjkgjsdhbuto well
omfg
babe
crawls around on my moms floorboards seductively to the tune of the csi soundtrack
ive never laughed so hard in my entire life
the fuck is wrong with you woman?
This is for Colin and his boner
My mom made an appointment for me to get my wisdom teeth out and now looking at people’s teeth is freaking me out I feel funny please tell me everything is going to be okay
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i forgot i had about 40 fake brazzers pictures saved on my computer…
…time to post them all
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farisbueller:
http://tumblr.com/tagged/aubrey+hepburn
a place where girls say audrey hepburn is their idol but can’t even spell her name right
can i be a fan of rachel mcadams’ mouth on facebook
volonta:
“None of the pictures on my blog are mine unless stated otherwise, all rights go to the rightful owners.”
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pacegrendleton:
yesterday i was at my friend amanda’s house and i was feeling sad about myself and i told her about it and she literally shouted compliments at me and fed me nutella and then we just looked at a gay norwegian man’s youtube channel for awhile i just wanted to tell you guys about that
thanks for taking care of me gnomie :’)
I can’t reply on my phone, but, no problemo...
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I love that my mom is supportive of me still believing in Santa. Tonight she let me put cookies and eggnog out for him and she is just wonderful
stormcloud:
i got 99 problems and they’re all self diagnosed personality disorders
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cashcrab:
A teenage girl brings her father into Forever 21 so she can pick out some new clothes for him to buy for her. Both of them have completely forgotten that they are standing on a floating blue-green sphere of crust and rock, which is speeding through the universe and is a mere speck within a giant galaxy that is only one of billions of galaxies, along with black holes, dark matter, other...
Watchethanpetty:
anthagio:
faguccino:
angry butter-less norwegian is angry
laughing at him struggling to speak english omg *eats butter*
I AM LAUGHING SO HARD, I CAN’T BREATHE.
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